My Awesome, Saggy Breasts
My breasts sag. It’s a fact I’m slowly starting to come to terms with, but sometimes it’s still a hard thing to admit. A while ago I mentioned accidentally losing some weight and my breasts have definitely begun to show the results of that weight loss. What remains are two saggy little lumps on my chest with stretch marks all around them. But this has happened before, and I’m sure it will happen again.
My body changes all the time and when my weight fluctuates, it changes my shape and drastically affects my breasts. I used to obsess over the way my breasts sagged and the stretch marks on them and I even bought a special cream that was supposed to be, “breast firming and stretch mark healing.” Yeah right. When I gain weight, they puff up and change shape and when I lose weight, they shrink down and hang there inside of skin that’s now too big for them. The challenge I face is to not view this as “bad,” but simply as “what my body does,” and a natural part of my life.
Sometimes I get stuck in the mentality of comparing them to all of the other breasts of women my age and shape and I let discontent and unhappiness creep in. I start thinking they’re not normal, they’re too saggy, other women don’t have to deal with this, and so on. There’s actually an awesome Tumblr blog I found that is all user submissions of breasts and sometimes viewing the diversity on there is a much needed wake up call for me. - http://ourbreasts.tumblr.com/
So what if my breasts sag, or if they’ve got stretch marks? They’re mine and they’re part of who I am and I need to love them and be happy with them in whatever shape they take on. Saggy breasts, perky breasts or no breasts, I’m still me and I can’t let their shape and size get in the way of how I feel about myself. My body is awesome and dynamic. It’s a living, breathing organism that changes and shows signs of wear and evolves and grows and shrinks. It’s fucking cool. And watching my breasts change shouldn’t be a bad thing, but rather just a thing that happens that’s part of who I am. Today my breasts are smaller and saggier than they were 6 months ago, but that does not for one second mean that they are any less awesome.
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american’s campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats fucking stupid
we fucking call it maths because it’s fucking mathematics there’s more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-fuckers can only handle one
tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left
If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember that Sherlock had John walk across the room to get his phone out of the jacket he was wearing.
And if you ever think you’re a pushover, just remember that John actually did it.
when the smart student in class says the wrong answer with confidence
Yup, smart students shouldn’t be allowed to make mistakes at all. It’s not like that’s why they’re in school. Nope. Not at all.
and you making stupid remarks on a post that was meant as a joke really fixes the problem, right?
Real Disney princess Lupita Nyong’o
I was gonna do this!
Her outfit actually looked a lot more like Cinderella’s but I guess she’s black so she HAS to look like Tiana right?…..
I’m actually sorry for your brain because I don’t want you to be so stupid. The reason I hate Lupita being compared to Cinderella is because Hollywood is trying to make her story look like Cinderella, “oh look this african girl who made it big on Hollywood and now she has an Oscar, Hollywood is magical” LOL NO
The reason I compared her to Tiana is because Tiana worked hard to get her dream, just like Lupita. And yes, Tiana happens to be black AND THAT FUCKING DRESS LOOKS LIKE TIANA’S SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000