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jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

mermeme:

mermeme:

can you guys help me with this spot the difference? its really hard :/

IM GOING TO NEED NIGHT VISION GOGGLES WITH THE SHADE BEING THROWN HERE

(Source: mermeme)

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

prettyplussize:

 Miss Sadie Spex

prettyplussize:

 Miss Sadie Spex

piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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onigiri85:

i’ve dropped my phone countless times but it’s still good as new how come when white people drop it one time their entire screen shatters is this karma finally getting them back for centuries of racism 


I am good, but not an angel, I do sin, but I am not the devil.
 —marilyn monroe

I am good, but not an angel, I do sin, but I am not the devil.

—marilyn monroe

(Source: applefreakingpie)

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

teamrocketing:

wild
queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

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